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Toyota tercel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8r1rHnrFSO4&feature

Mercedes C300 vs smart
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=he6TL15pJtw&feature

Jazz vs Accord
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLfK35O91gE&feature

AR 159
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tIOmEXGkEk

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0agTZgMnbY

en fin samling med 60-talls amerikanske krasjtester:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siT-SIfOnQw&feature
helt rått å se hvordan dokkene bare blir pælma ut av bilene.. hehe

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Alt var bedre før, selv krasjene. Ihvertfall her:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Eb3Sf6Kf1I

Sjekk "kjøredraktene" til sjåførene når de hjelper hverandre ut av bilene etterpå :lol:

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En liten fordel med mc kontra en dårlig bil, er vel at i en bil sitter du inni et trekkspill av metall og en mc sitter du utenpå og dermed blir "kastet" avgårde. Da har du ihvertfall en sjanse... :? :| :?:

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MC krasjtester. Se hvordan førereren flyr: Rett frem. Rett i bilen han krasjer med. Så med mindre han ikke krasjer med en veldig lav bil, eller kjører en spesielt høy mc, vil det at han flyr avgårde ikke hjelpe han det minste, Tvert imot.
På testene under virker det også som at hodet har en lei tendens til å kile seg litt fast i vinduet på bilen som det går gjennom. Sikkert ikke særlig gunstig for nakken, da resten av kroppen er i rotasjon.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TJzrVZjKmc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEjfUjd9nMc&NR=1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__J6re56 ... re=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNpOD6T6 ... re=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9s3ZPjnG ... re=related


Legg også merke til rare vinkler på armer og bein på dukkene. Det er ikke fordi de er dukker. De har lemmer som holder omtrent like mye som våre. Så allerede i de de forlater sykkelen, altså FØR de ennå har truffet noe som helst, har man ofte brukket noe.
Og det er jo sannsynlig, også. De brøyter seg jo vei forbi styreholker, kåpeglass og masse utstående deler på motor og ramme.

Den største forskjellen er nok den type kollisjoner som ikke oppleves som de verste for en som sitter i bil: Bilen blir gjerne ødelagt og man får noen brannsår etter sikkerhetsbeltet og en kink ryggen, men er ellers like hel. Samme sammenstøtet med en mc vil være katastrofe.

Og han idioten her synes jeg ikke synd på engang:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYl9-2NxV8k&NR=1

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Jepp,det gjelder å være våken ute i trafikken,folkens. Det er nok det farligste dagligdagse vi gjør...

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Enig hotrodder. Men blir det tre-punkt i rodden din da mon tro? :wink:

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Er ikke helt risikofritt å kjøre gammelbil nei...
Har selv en liten erfaring med det:


Undertegnede og min far var på vei til et viktig møte og kjørte derfor standsmessig i gammelbil. Plutselig som lyn fra klar himmel kommer en stor grønn kassebil skjenende over i vårt kjørefelt.
Rekker kun å si noe sånt som f*** i he*****, og så braker ragnarokk løs i det jeg prøver å gjøre en unnamanøver til høyre. Kassebilen smeller til oss i venstre bakskjerm og sender oss sidelengs ut av veien der høyre bakskjerm får 3. grads kontakt med moder natur i form av en ikke unnselig buske, hvorpå vi tipper over på siden i en kakafoni av flyvende deler og stygge lyder.
Det blir helt stille og vi er fremdeles ved bevissthet hvorpå min far utbryter F***. "Går det bra med deg?" spør jeg der han ligger på høyre side i 850 og får et bekreftende svar. Vi prøver å få åpnet førerdøren på¨bilen for å komme oss ut men denne er kilt fast, så vi sparker i fellesskap ut frontviduet og krabber ut. Stor oppstandelse med forbipasserende og etterhvert 2 ambulanser, brannvesenets redningsbil og intet mindre enn 2 biler med representanter fra ordensmakten som ankommer. Jeg blir så spurt om hvor de forulykkede er og svarer kjekt:
"Vi står her" hvorpå jeg blir møtt med et spørrende blikk.
Som dere sikkert skjønner er både min far og jeg oppegående men vi ble kraftig mørbanket.
Heldigvis gikk det bra denne gangen men 850 er nå desverre historie!!!!!









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Ser det ble litt offtipic her :roll: Men fant en fin her http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMMOYaOa ... re=related Dette kan vel kalles en flat femmer :mrgreen:


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