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Author:  Hans V [ Fri 19 Jul 2013 23:29 ]
Post subject:  HMS Über Alles

HMS nå i ferd med å overstyre alt i Norske Shell. Fra dagens DN, http://mobil.dn.no/c.jsp;jsessionid=B57 ... %3D2649656

Sitat: "...Norske Shell nekter ansatte å snakke i mobil når de kjører, selv med godkjente håndfri-systemer. Ansatte pålegges også å holde i trappegelenderet og å rygge inn på parkeringsplassen, skriver Dagens Næringsliv. En av de mange husreglene er at alle BP-ansatte må ha lokk på kaffen, om den skal være lovlig å bære rundt i gangene. Dette for å hindre at kaffe skvulper ut. Alle som skal gå i trappene i BP-kontoret, er samtidig pålagt å holde seg fast i rekkverket. Er begge hendene opptatt med å bære noe, er det trappeforbud. Da må den ansatte ta heisen."

Må være slitsomt å arbeide et sted hvor man ikke har tiltro til at sine medarbeidere kan sette ett ben foran det andre uten å risikere å skade seg selv og andre. Stimulerer vel ikke akkurat til nytenking og kreativitet.

Author:  951Sandvik [ Sat 20 Jul 2013 00:56 ]
Post subject:  Re: HMS Über Alles

Enkelte blir jo sykmeldte bare av å tenke på jobben, og så er det jo de som er laget av porselen som må ut i sykmelding p.g.a brukket negl eller ondt i viljen . Oljebransjen har de værste babyene så skjønner godt at de gjør hva som helst for å slippe store kostander som det tross alt er å ha personell gående på sykmeldinger.

Author:  tambur4 [ Sat 20 Jul 2013 08:37 ]
Post subject:  Re: HMS Über Alles

Ser vi her litt amerikanske tendenser hvor de er livredde for å bli saksøkt for hver minste lille ting?

Author:  asn [ Sat 20 Jul 2013 12:53 ]
Post subject:  Re: HMS Über Alles

Alternativt, sparer dette ett liv og ti skader i tiåret er det verdt det. Det å gjøre det til en vane å rygge på plass når man parkerer kunne med hell vert lovpålagt.

Author:  951Sandvik [ Sat 20 Jul 2013 13:09 ]
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Author:  tw [ Sat 20 Jul 2013 14:09 ]
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Author:  rpm [ Sun 21 Jul 2013 03:14 ]
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Author:  Hans V [ Sun 21 Jul 2013 11:00 ]
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Author:  rpm [ Sun 21 Jul 2013 11:58 ]
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Lokk på kaffekoppen? Hva gjør egentlig slike tåpelige regler med de ansatte? De må jo føle deg som nyttige nek uten evner til å tenke selv. Som et av verdens mest miljøfiendtlige og griske selskaper burde kanskje Shell heller lagt litt av energien sin på å rydde opp etter seg etter at de har pumpet seg ferdig. De kan f.eks. begynne med Niger Delta. Jeg har null respekt for måten cowboyene i oljebransjen jobber på. Før jeg hadde kastet det som var av etikk og moral på sjøen ved å begynne og arbeide i en slik bransje, skulle arbeidsmarkedet ellers vært mildt sagt umulig.

Author:  epifant [ Mon 22 Jul 2013 00:48 ]
Post subject:  Re: HMS Über Alles

"Heiheihei... vi sprader vel ikke rundt i kontorlandskapet uten Hjelmen, gjør vi vel...?" :mrgreen:


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