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OM617 wrote:
"The Ferrari was always the slutty girl with fake boobs. You can run her to 186 mph and it will be the time of your life. Little scary, though".

"The Lamborghini is the supermodel that just gave birth to your 3rd child, two weeks later she appears at your pool party in a bikini that makes all the other girls hate her".

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Den var bra :D .

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jeg har ingen anelse om hvem som har sagt hva... uansett, noen fine her :)

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her er et par kjente:

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"I don't know, I was really drunk at the time!"

Hvor - når - hvem? :wink:


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Dong Corleone wrote:
"I don't know, I was really drunk at the time!"

Hvor - når - hvem? :wink:

For meg er dette henta frå Pink Floyd - Dark side of the moon .
Er dette eit berømt sitat utover det altso? Fortell.

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Dong Corleone wrote:
"I don't know, I was really drunk at the time!"

Hvor - når - hvem? :wink:


Boris Yeltsin, på spørsmål om hvordan det var å være president? :mrgreen:

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10 poeng til grazat, 12 til epifant! :lol:


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I hærens sprengings reglement for sprenging av stein ved påleggsladning (også kalt bjønning) er det en utregningsmodell som bl.a tar hensyn til steinens form, hardhet og størrelse.

Tilslutt under regnemodellen står flg:
"Ved tvil om utregningsresultatet, dobles ladningen"...
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Dette er helt sant. Jeg brukte selv denne regnemodellen (inkludert den siste linjen) ved flere anledninger mens jeg jobbet i forsvaret.

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They say that an infinite number of monkeys with an infinite number of typewriters would eventually come up with the entire works of Shakespeare. Citroen decided to try this technique with six monkeys and a bag of meccano. The BX took them 12 minutes to make (including a 2 minute banana break).

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Il Tridente wrote:
They say that an infinite number of monkeys with an infinite number of typewriters would eventually come up with the entire works of Shakespeare. Citroen decided to try this technique with six monkeys and a bag of meccano. The BX took them 12 minutes to make (including a 2 minute banana break).


Hepp, hepp, min gode mann. Vær nå litt forsiktig. Byggekvaliteten på BX har nok et rykte på seg for å være et godt stykke under ønskelig, men designet på bilen er absolutt interessant. Citroën ønsket å gå vekk fra det strømlinjeformede CX-linjene, som også var på forgjengeren til BX, GSA. Husk hvordan andre biler så ut på samme tid, Volvo 740 var jo å anse som et supermoderne design.

BX er tegnet av geniet Marcello Gandini, mannen som tegnet Fiat X1/9, Alfa Romeo Montreal, Maserati Khamsin, samt endel andre jeg ikke har fått kloa i enda, Lamborghini Miura, Countach, Espada, Urraco, og mange flere godbiter. Som vi var inne på her om dagen, tegnet han også BMW E12, også det er flott bil.

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hehe selv om jeg finner ett sitat og poster det her, så betyr ikke det at jeg mener det samme, pappa hadde BX GTI turbo 2 en gang han, husker det var en rå bil nå den kom. Har sansen for BX selv :wink:

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