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Author:  El Santo [ Mon 13 Jul 2009 23:07 ]
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OM617 wrote:
"The Ferrari was always the slutty girl with fake boobs. You can run her to 186 mph and it will be the time of your life. Little scary, though".

"The Lamborghini is the supermodel that just gave birth to your 3rd child, two weeks later she appears at your pool party in a bikini that makes all the other girls hate her".

Unknown.


Den var bra :D .

Author:  Nobelpricewiener [ Tue 14 Jul 2009 11:16 ]
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jeg har ingen anelse om hvem som har sagt hva... uansett, noen fine her :)

"Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes."

"There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."

"Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die"

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

"Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect."

"If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error."

"Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting."

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."


her er et par kjente:

"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher." - Socrates

"Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy." - Einstein

Author:  Dong Corleone [ Mon 10 Aug 2009 23:28 ]
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"I don't know, I was really drunk at the time!"

Hvor - når - hvem? :wink:

Author:  Grazatfahrer [ Mon 10 Aug 2009 23:43 ]
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Dong Corleone wrote:
"I don't know, I was really drunk at the time!"

Hvor - når - hvem? :wink:

For meg er dette henta frå Pink Floyd - Dark side of the moon .
Er dette eit berømt sitat utover det altso? Fortell.

Author:  epifant [ Tue 11 Aug 2009 00:31 ]
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Dong Corleone wrote:
"I don't know, I was really drunk at the time!"

Hvor - når - hvem? :wink:


Boris Yeltsin, på spørsmål om hvordan det var å være president? :mrgreen:

Author:  Dong Corleone [ Tue 11 Aug 2009 09:08 ]
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10 poeng til grazat, 12 til epifant! :lol:

Author:  asn [ Sun 16 Aug 2009 15:16 ]
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"I put two balls and a big cock between the legs of the Italian cinema!"

Author:  asn [ Fri 23 Oct 2009 18:26 ]
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" the automotive equivalent of beige orthopedic shoes"

Author:  Hermanzini [ Sun 25 Oct 2009 14:07 ]
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8) 8)
"it's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses............. Hit it!"

Author:  Olav [ Sun 25 Oct 2009 17:43 ]
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Je utfordre håkken som helst, hår som helst, når som helst.
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Author:  PerI [ Sun 25 Oct 2009 22:25 ]
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"If in doubt, flat out" av Colin McRae

Et klistremerke med denne teksten stod i bakruta på mang en publikumsbil i nærheten av SS10 i Rally GB nå i helga. Skal etter sigende være sagt i forbindelse med en sving i et rally der han var usikker på utgangen.

Author:  Hotrodder [ Sat 07 Nov 2009 13:08 ]
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I hærens sprengings reglement for sprenging av stein ved påleggsladning (også kalt bjønning) er det en utregningsmodell som bl.a tar hensyn til steinens form, hardhet og størrelse.

Tilslutt under regnemodellen står flg:
"Ved tvil om utregningsresultatet, dobles ladningen"...
:twisted:

Dette er helt sant. Jeg brukte selv denne regnemodellen (inkludert den siste linjen) ved flere anledninger mens jeg jobbet i forsvaret.

Author:  Erik N [ Fri 13 Nov 2009 11:31 ]
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They say that an infinite number of monkeys with an infinite number of typewriters would eventually come up with the entire works of Shakespeare. Citroen decided to try this technique with six monkeys and a bag of meccano. The BX took them 12 minutes to make (including a 2 minute banana break).

Author:  gopp [ Fri 13 Nov 2009 16:59 ]
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Il Tridente wrote:
They say that an infinite number of monkeys with an infinite number of typewriters would eventually come up with the entire works of Shakespeare. Citroen decided to try this technique with six monkeys and a bag of meccano. The BX took them 12 minutes to make (including a 2 minute banana break).


Hepp, hepp, min gode mann. Vær nå litt forsiktig. Byggekvaliteten på BX har nok et rykte på seg for å være et godt stykke under ønskelig, men designet på bilen er absolutt interessant. Citroën ønsket å gå vekk fra det strømlinjeformede CX-linjene, som også var på forgjengeren til BX, GSA. Husk hvordan andre biler så ut på samme tid, Volvo 740 var jo å anse som et supermoderne design.

BX er tegnet av geniet Marcello Gandini, mannen som tegnet Fiat X1/9, Alfa Romeo Montreal, Maserati Khamsin, samt endel andre jeg ikke har fått kloa i enda, Lamborghini Miura, Countach, Espada, Urraco, og mange flere godbiter. Som vi var inne på her om dagen, tegnet han også BMW E12, også det er flott bil.

Author:  Erik N [ Fri 13 Nov 2009 20:30 ]
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hehe selv om jeg finner ett sitat og poster det her, så betyr ikke det at jeg mener det samme, pappa hadde BX GTI turbo 2 en gang han, husker det var en rå bil nå den kom. Har sansen for BX selv :wink:

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