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Author:  Hermanzini [ Fri 13 Nov 2009 20:33 ]
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Bortsett fra at BX GTI Turbo 2 ikke eksisterer så var roforsøket ganske bra.....He he! (Går fortere med påhenger!):mrgreen:

Man må passe seg for LHM mafiaen på forumet her............ 8)

Author:  Erik N [ Fri 13 Nov 2009 20:46 ]
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CX turbo 2 da.. men han har hatt en BX GTI og :wink:

Author:  OM617 [ Sat 02 Jan 2010 04:13 ]
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"Aerodynamics are for people who can't build good engines" Enzo Ferrari

Author:  Hotrodder [ Sun 03 Jan 2010 13:56 ]
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Fantasi er viktigere enn kunnskap.
Albert Einstein.

Author:  epifant [ Thu 07 Jan 2010 03:01 ]
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"You can't have everything. Where would you put it?"
- Steven Wright -

Verdens største parkeringshus kanskje?

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Author:  Stølen [ Thu 01 Apr 2010 16:44 ]
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Noen mindre kjente sitater av Jeremy Clarkson - en mann som i mine øyne er mye mer enn det han utgir seg for å være på TV:



"I could do 90 in the Lancia Dedra for hour after hour after hour. On one downhill stretch I hit 100 but the doors fell off."


"There are only three objective reasons for not buying a particular car: it is unsafe; it is absurdly expensive; it is a Vauxhall Vectra."


"I've just spent the last week driving a 1990 Audi quattro. And I'm sorry, but it was like bumping into an old girlfriend who's had three kids since you saw last saw her, and got a job in a chocolate factory."


"The only person who ever looked good in the back of a convertible was Hitler."


"I don’t know what goes with what and reckon that if you can’t see my genitals, I’m well dressed."


"My wife is so completely in touch with her male side, I’m surprised she hasn’t actually grown a scrotum."


"I try on opinions like I try on clothes, standing in front of a mirror and wondering if they suit me. Sometimes, I take them home and realise I made a bad choice, so I throw them away and get new ones."


"You ever wondered when you see a BMW 5-Series cruise by, why there's only one person inside? It's because no one likes him very much."

Author:  951Sandvik [ Tue 06 Apr 2010 00:37 ]
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Do you know what "nemesis" means?
A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.

In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again?

London?. Yes London, You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins... LONDON.


You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity

Politisk dyktighet er å forutsi hva som vil skje i morgen, neste uke, neste måned og neste år - og etterpå kunne forklare hvorfor det ikke skjedde.

Bryterne til lyset står i mørket.

Hvis vi ikke seirer, står vi i fare for å mislykkes.. ( George W. Bush)










vist man ikkje kjenner fortiden, forstår man ikkje nåtida og egner seg ikkje til å forme fremtiden.

Author:  Hotrodder [ Tue 06 Apr 2010 08:20 ]
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It's good to be hated by the right people.
Johnny Cash.

Author:  dr.lazzaroni [ Fri 22 Oct 2010 10:12 ]
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Author:  asn [ Wed 13 Apr 2011 00:38 ]
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Sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whiskey and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind except falling in love and not getting arrested.


Hmm, om ikke annet høres det ut som en tiltalende livsstil :wink:
Hunter er gutten med stor G.

Author:  Hans V [ Wed 13 Apr 2011 08:45 ]
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ASN wrote:
Sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whiskey and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind except falling in love and not getting arrested.


Hmm, om ikke annet høres det ut som en tiltalende livsstil :wink:
Hunter er gutten med stor G.


Han kunne ha tilføyd "go out with a bang!".

Author:  asn [ Fri 06 May 2011 14:59 ]
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"Det er forsøket på en logisk tankerekke som handler om ingenting, altså konseptet ingenting. Fordi ingenting fins i denne verden, så kan jeg ikke helt skjønne hvordan denne verden kan fins heller,"



Got to love Morten :lol:

Author:  asn [ Mon 16 May 2011 09:47 ]
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“I think that cars today are almost the exact equivalent of the great Gothic cathedrals: I mean the supreme creation of an era, conceived with passion by unknown artists, and consumed in image if not in usage by a whole population which appropriates t”

Author:  tw [ Mon 30 Dec 2013 01:36 ]
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En slags kollega av meg kom med følgende kommentar om vennelisten sin på Facebook:
"At this point in my life, it's like my contact list, except that it posts cat videos."

Ellers fikk en bekjent av meg 94 likes etter å ha postet et bilde av meg på veggen sin med teksten "Denne tullingen er ikke på Facebook". Jeg syns den var litt dyp, jeg.

Author:  tw [ Wed 10 May 2017 15:09 ]
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"God created the universe so that he could fake the moon landing."
- fibonacci8 på et herværende (annet) nettforum.

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